We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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