Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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