shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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