Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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