Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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