Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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