I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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