Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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