But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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