Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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