Just fell off a train. Bad.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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