She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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