How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We need to get me chipped asap
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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