Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
