HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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