does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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