her vagine was all disorganized.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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