Apparently you make a good broom.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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