can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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