Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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