I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm at about main and main street
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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