Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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