I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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