just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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