And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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