..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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