we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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