Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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