is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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