Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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