This dress was meant to end up on your floor
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Randomize