Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize