There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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