this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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