I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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