I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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