we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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