Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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