i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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