Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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