I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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