I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
COCAINE IS GR8
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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