its not stalking. its research.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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