Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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