turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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