I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
But theres a keg here and me gusta
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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