GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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