I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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