Do you still have your period?
its not stalking. its research.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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