Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
