So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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