I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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