office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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