Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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