Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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